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netherworldpost:

ryan-sometimes:

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

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lakevida:

i’m so glad i’m not a teen anymore i’m sorry for teens that you guys still have to do that. whole heartedly prefer the ways my 20s suck to the ways my teen years sucked

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smirnofficeandblackcoffee:

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devpalmer:

devpalmer:

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

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the-grollican:

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

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dance-on-the-borderline:

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horreurscopes:

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way

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animatedtext:

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